December 2010
2 posts
24dicks asked: Well shit, I didn't know you had a Tumblr (that you don't update anymore...)
August 2010
30 posts
You get somebody to explain the Trinity to you, they’ll say “Well God, he’s God,...
– Bill Bailey [Part Troll, 2004] (via lgbtlaughs)
Lady Java (Gaga Parody) →
Pure awesome.
Fail whale~
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I’ve never met anyone I’d classify as self-aware: It’s been my experience that...
– Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs (via immoralsupport) haha. Totally.
I am a visitor here, I am not permanent.
(via stardustskin)
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it...
– The Buddha
mishiboo asked: why doesn't your wife have an ask thing
i was going to sing her a song
i was going to sing her a song
Every day, think as you wake up, ‘today I am fortunate to have woken up, I am...
– The Dalai Lama
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July 2010
7 posts
Updated Birthday Wishlist (July 16th!)
Top ten things, in semi-particular order, that would be awesome birthday gifts.
1: Cash amount of your choosing
2: Cash amount of your choosing
3:Fucking awesome Demon Mask
4:Slightly less awesome Owl Mask
5: Weird Tales magazine subscription.
6: Living Buddha, Living Christ 7: Going Home: Jesus and Buddha as Brothers
8: Cash (Yet again…) 9: To Come Later? 10: Can I...
When we’re incomplete, we’re always searching for somebody to complete us. When,...
– (via 472239364) (via happythings) (via supimmabear)
There is nothing you can see that is not a flower; There is nothing you can...
– Matsuo Bashō
Madam, do you bleach your anus?
– Amanda
June 2010
16 posts
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to...
– John Lennon (via gwenmccartney) (via sammwho)
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
– Plato
saourealis asked: WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT?
YOU WANNA DO IT IN MY BUTT, IN MY BUTT?
YOU WANNA DO IT IN MY BUTT, IN MY BUTT?
I tell you what, if Saving Private Ryan had been about gay guys it would have...
– Adam Hills (via lgbtlaughs)
It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.
– Leo Tolstoy
I’m not even close to violent but I just feel like punching people who compare...
– Kristin Harmon (via kharm)
At one level, forgiveness means you shouldn’t develop feelings of revenge....
– Dalai Lama