December 2010
2 posts
24dicks asked: Well shit, I didn't know you had a Tumblr (that you don't update anymore...)
August 2010
30 posts
“You get somebody to explain the Trinity to you, they’ll say “Well God, he’s God,...”
– Bill Bailey [Part Troll, 2004] (via lgbtlaughs)
Lady Java (Gaga Parody) →
Pure awesome.
Fail whale~
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“I’ve never met anyone I’d classify as self-aware: It’s been my experience that...”
– Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs (via immoralsupport) haha. Totally.
I am a visitor here, I am not permanent.
(via stardustskin)
“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it...”
– The Buddha
mishiboo asked: why doesn't your wife have an ask thing
i was going to sing her a song
i was going to sing her a song
“Every day, think as you wake up, ‘today I am fortunate to have woken up, I am...”
– The Dalai Lama
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July 2010
7 posts
Updated Birthday Wishlist (July 16th!)
Top ten things, in semi-particular order, that would be awesome birthday gifts.
1: Cash amount of your choosing
2: Cash amount of your choosing
3:Fucking awesome Demon Mask
4:Slightly less awesome Owl Mask
5: Weird Tales magazine subscription.
6: Living Buddha, Living Christ 7: Going Home: Jesus and Buddha as Brothers
8: Cash (Yet again…) 9: To Come Later? 10: Can I...
“When we’re incomplete, we’re always searching for somebody to complete us. When,...”
– (via 472239364) (via happythings) (via supimmabear)
“There is nothing you can see that is not a flower; There is nothing you can...”
– Matsuo Bashō
“Madam, do you bleach your anus?”
– Amanda
June 2010
16 posts
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to...”
– John Lennon (via gwenmccartney) (via sammwho)
“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”
– Plato
saourealis asked: WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT?
YOU WANNA DO IT IN MY BUTT, IN MY BUTT?
YOU WANNA DO IT IN MY BUTT, IN MY BUTT?
“I tell you what, if Saving Private Ryan had been about gay guys it would have...”
– Adam Hills (via lgbtlaughs)
“It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.”
– Leo Tolstoy
“I’m not even close to violent but I just feel like punching people who compare...”
– Kristin Harmon (via kharm)
“At one level, forgiveness means you shouldn’t develop feelings of revenge....”
– Dalai Lama
